If I told you I was going to turn your kitten into slippers or your dog into a throw rug you would be horrified and think I was crazy and disgusting. So don’t you dare ever say a word about belts or boots or handbags in relation to my snakes. I will cut you out without any hesitation. I do not need people in my life who think it’s funny to joke about killing and skinning my pets for clothing and accessories.
Anxiety isn’t cute. Don’t act like you have it because if you want it, here. Have mine. Because it’s not fucking cute and I don’t want it.
you’re standing in a room getting ready for a porno. as the man sets up his camera, he asks you to strip. you shyly take off your bra. where your boobs should have been, there are newts. endless newts. they start filling up the room. they swarm around you. the man is screaming. you look the horrified man in the eyes and whisper “nudes? i thought you said newts.”
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under