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8bitsnakes:

If I told you I was going to turn your kitten into slippers or your dog into a throw rug you would be horrified and think I was crazy and disgusting. So don’t you dare ever say a word about belts or boots or handbags in relation to my snakes. I will cut you out without any hesitation. I do not need people in my life who think it’s funny to joke about killing and skinning my pets for clothing and accessories.

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proverbialblindman:

Anxiety isn’t cute. Don’t act like you have it because if you want it, here. Have mine. Because it’s not fucking cute and I don’t want it.

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ozziescribbler:

temporalgearshift:

i actually had this conversation today

That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.
THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.
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crispysnakes:

A little soak time for miss Peaches.
I’ve been thinking about and may go through with putting her to Slice in the future.  Then I’ll have a litter of sliced peaches fft.   
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akihitovevo:

you’re standing in a room getting ready for a porno. as the man sets up his camera, he asks you to strip. you shyly take off your bra. where your boobs should have been, there are newts. endless newts. they start filling up the room. they swarm around you. the man is screaming. you look the horrified man in the eyes and whisper “nudes? i thought you said newts.”

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theladybadass:

(from 1930s newsreel)
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This blog is against 50 Shades of Grey and sees it for what it truly is: glorification of abuse on women and literal trash
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heptagram:

Cordylus cataphractus
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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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reptiliaherps:

Yesterday; Pre-photoshoot carrying to the porch.
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