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eurotrottest:

dion-thesocialist:

White folks on tumblr be like, “Please be kind to moths. They are doing their best and deserve respect and kindness. Never step on a flower because they are sensitive and have feelings. Also, why can’t I say the n word?”

you forgot

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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

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jennaraaawrxoxx:

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.

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butthurtherpetologist:

You seem to have dropped your long dogs there.
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reptiliaherps:

pogosticks:

Aviad Bar

 Common Sand Vipers (Cerastes vipera) עכן קטן


LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE BUTTS OH MY /GOD/
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toadschooled:

ghoulishcreatures:

Toad cadets :D

where do I enlist
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stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.
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