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at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

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itsmemacleod:

unfollower:

you cant even stereotype the southern US because everything you come up with is probably true

i feel this because i live in the southern us

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Anonymous asked: What do the colors of the pan flag mean?

pansexualfacts:

The meaning of the colours is explained here by the creator of the pansexual flag. However, this is only a facade, a front so that the straight allies will have something to believe. The truth of our flag is much more sinister. Pink represents the blood of our enemies who would dare defy us- much like Dangan Ronpa, it is pink to avoid an R rating. Yellow represents bees- a swarm of bees that Pansexuals could unleash upon our enemies should they dare invalidate us. Finally, blue represents the sky- it is a reminder to our enemies that many of us have wings and are capable of flight, and that they should be warned.

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aka14kgold:

foxtrotsky:

What men don’t understand is that women are FIERCELY PROTECTIVE of underage girls because we remember when we were young and some adult man made us uncomfortable or manipulated us or was inappropriate with us and we were powerless.

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